Summary: There’s another abandoned mug, festering with mould in the living room — Steve offically has the world’s worst roommates. And complains about them. Often. Bucky, tired of his lack of action, decides it’s time to avenge Steve’s sleepless nights and unsanitary conditions once and for all. They’ll pretend to be the world’s most annoying couple: excessive PDA, loud fake sex, and general repugnance. The plan sounds easy enough; it will be strictly platonic. Or will it?

Tags: Romance; Fake/Pretend Relationship; Slow Burn; Getting Together; UST; Humor; so many sex jokes; Pining; Alternate Universe - College/University; Friends to Lovers; Flirting; Public Display of Affection; Falling In Love; Love Confessions; Revenge; Sharing a Bed; Fake Out Make Out; Kissing; Lots of Fake Sex; Anal Sex; Alternate Universe - Modern Setting; Alternate Universe - No Powers; Pre-Serum Steve Rogers; Oblivious Steve Rogers; Temporarily Unrequited Love; Excessive Video Game Playing; excessive stupidity; Everyone is a human disaster; Bad Decisions

Chapter Eight of Nine is Up Now !! ft. Steve facing the truth, Tony and Clint solving problems with food, and Peggy dropping facts.